does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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