so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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