there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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