So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
