I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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