This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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