the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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