Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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