Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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