I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So much rum. So many feels.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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