Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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