no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
