nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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