I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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