that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Help. Why am I so naked?
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