Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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