Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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