i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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