Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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