i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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