So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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