What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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