No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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