In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it's great music for shaving your balls
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
