life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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