"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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