I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
this beer tastes like vomit already
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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