Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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