oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize