I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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