whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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