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We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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