question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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