I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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