C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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