you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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