we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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