I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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