My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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