Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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