if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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