Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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