He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The Olympian is in my bed
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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