He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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