So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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