after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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