What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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