Dual....:-)
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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