office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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