Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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