I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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