Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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