Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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