do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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