Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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