okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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