Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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