He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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