she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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