You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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