YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic