He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why can't burritos get me drunk
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
