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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night

(941): View more from Florida

Ps thx for the porn on my phone

(212): View more from New York

;) ur welcome

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(212): Send those Picts to my email please. From last night (941): Ps thx for the porn on my phone (212): ;) ur welcome http://tfl.nu/raw9

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yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.

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Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??

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(615): yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom. (702): Bro... we didn't even hang out last night?? http://tfl.nu/2ylu

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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.

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(770): I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too. http://tfl.nu/c8jr

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(317): View more from Indiana

His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me

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(317): His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me http://tfl.nu/9tmv

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(850): View more from Florida

I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.

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(850): I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did. http://tfl.nu/zdnh

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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.

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Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.

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And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.

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(818): Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week. (818): Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks. (818): And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it. http://tfl.nu/ncbc

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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.

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(931): she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by. http://tfl.nu/75ga

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.

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I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?

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(405): If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie. (1405): I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes? http://tfl.nu/u9sc

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(617): WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL? http://tfl.nu/2onf

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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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(312): My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug. http://tfl.nu/uu90

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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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(530): She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential http://tfl.nu/2o4m

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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl

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(407): I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl http://tfl.nu/1s7i

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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.

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(647): The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus. http://tfl.nu/lyxj

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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly

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(716): I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly http://tfl.nu/23d8

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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen

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(610): Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen http://tfl.nu/wlxj

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