then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.