There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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