I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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