People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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