I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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